Chernobyl Diaries

2012

Starring:  Jesse McCartney, Jonathan Sadowski and Olivia Dudley

I’ll just flat out say it, C.R.A.P. yup, it was complete crap. Isn’t a ‘horror’ film supposed to be creepy and scary and make you jump? Well this one sure as shit didn’t do it to me, and I’m one of those that jumps at their own shadow.

I mean really, radioactive people eating zombies?!  And who is actually dumb enough to tour a radioactive abandon town? Oh wait, they read the script, I forgot. {eye roll}

I thank my lucky stars that I paid not a penny to see this horrid little flick. Had I known there would be zombies I would have passed it right on by.

Please, for your own sake… don’t waste your time (88 min to be exact) watching this nightmare. Then again, if you can’t get enough crappy cheesy zombies then be my guest.

My rating… several huge steaming piles of poo.