Archive for the ‘Horror’ Category

Chernobyl Diaries

2012Chernobyl

Starring:  Jesse McCartney, Jonathan Sadowski and Olivia Dudley

I’ll just flat out say it, C.R.A.P. yup, it was complete crap. Isn’t a ‘horror’ film supposed to be creepy and scary and make you jump? Well this one sure as shit didn’t do it to me, and I’m one of those that jumps at their own shadow.

I mean really, radioactive people eating zombies?!  And who is actually dumb enough to tour a radioactive abandon town? Oh wait, they read the script, I forgot. {eye roll}

I thank my lucky stars that I paid not a penny to see this horrid little flick. Had I known there would be zombies I would have passed it right on by.

Please, for your own sake… don’t waste your time (88 min to be exact) watching this nightmare. Then again, if you can’t get enough crappy cheesy zombies then be my guest.

My rating… several huge steaming piles of poo.

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Deadline

2009

Starring: Brittany Murphy, Thora Birch

Another movie I found on Netflix. This one, not so good. IMDB gave it a 4.3 and rightfully so. Ugh! This was one of those movies you pop into the dvd player on a rainy afternoon hoping you’ll fall asleep.

I couldn’t tell if it was the story or the actors that was so awful and I’m not  to willing to sit through it again to find out.

What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?

(1962)

Starring: Bette Davis, Joan Crawford

EXCELLENT movie! Seeing Joan Crawford playing a character that isn’t… evil, for lack of a better word. And Bette Davis was excellent as well, plays a wonderful nut-job and semi-drunk. WOW!

I would recommend this movie to anyone who loves these great actresses.